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lesbianeroticthriller:

sufjanstevens420:

lizziesamuels:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings

Me when I see hot wings

Just gals loving hot wings

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positive-memes:

Hard worker Richie keeping those pests at bay

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dearpercocet:

striderepiphany:

bisexuael:

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?

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tinyghosthands:

yeah i’ll call you right back lemme just line up these cacti from smallest to largest real quick. love you

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gingbat:

thatpettyblackgirl:

today’s kids will never understand the horrors of having to share ONE computer with the whole damn family

Shoutout to the time I became an atheist at age 9 bc I searched porn on the family desktop and didn’t know how to clear cookies and when I prayed for god to help me nothing happened

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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

brat-tatatat:

Valkyrie, after finding out what Earth call their women homosexuals: Thor, did I ever tell you that I’m lesbian?

Thor, an Earth lesbian icon who knows exactly what a lesbian is but has been shown that one specific vine by Peter: I thought you were Asgardian

Valkyrie:

Valkyrie: why are you laughing so hard at your own stupidity?

this? quality post. 

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tallish-hobbit:

imprettyodd:

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thunder-pibb:

gianasisters:

ex0skeletal:

Masks by Jym Davis

Ain’t that the Garfield guy

these are garfield characters

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johnolivejar:

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes

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snarkiwi:

smallmetal:

kim possible came out in 2002??

Good for her

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spartanlocke:

harukami:

grace-brisbane:

echrai:

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

Confusion, distress, realization, and relief. 

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popcorn-fox:

honey-stick:

starlight-sanders:

pepperminthowell:

cappuccinohowell:

marquiis-de-la-baguette:

watermellens:

studyandlush:

open-plan-infinity:

twentyonelizards:

fihli:

poseidhn:

steveogers:

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

• also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
  

• and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
  

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

• can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 
  

stating something reblog if you agree

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

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connorrok:

saysomthngnicx:

queenc-x:

Ocean’s Eight is like “heterosexuality? I don’t know her”

OK BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SANDRA BULLOCK CAN SPEAK A FEW WORDS GERMAN? No one takes a not at this and it drives me mad BC shsisbsj

Well, the thing is, Sandra Bullock is as German as it gets. She’s got German citizenship, because her mom was German. Actually, there’s a homage to her mother Helga in Ocean’s 8 when Debbie’s standing in front of Danny’s grave. You can see one tomb saying “Helga Meyer” The only thing that doesn’t fit is the birth date, but I think the day of her death is accurate. In Germany, children born to foreign parents were not allowed to hold two passports and were forced to choose one nationality over another between the ages of 18 and 23. That’s why Sandy had to reapply for a German passport, which she did in 2009 when law’s changed. Sandra doesn’t only speak a few words. Her German is fluent. She did a whole speech in German. She barely has an American accent. In fact, when she talks, she sounds exactly like someone raised in Southern Germany, as she speaks a Franconian dialect. It’s the purest thing ever, and I guess most people don’t talk about it, because they know all this.

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